Eve of the dawn of doom

My wife has decided that we need to become healthier.  We have tried diet after diet, and exercise programs.  And now I weigh more than I ever have.  So we have decided to try vegan for 6 weeks or 42 long days.  I am going to post what my wife makes me eat and how horrible this new diet will be.  I hope you enjoy this serious but sarcastic look at becoming vegan.  I am going to post pictures from time to time to hopefully show the results.  We shall see if I can actually do this.